Look, guys. My sister’s roommate bought me a chicken! I named her Nugget. Aaaand I love her.

Look, guys. My sister’s roommate bought me a chicken! I named her Nugget. Aaaand I love her.

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

You know, for a clown fish, he really isn’t that funny.

poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

Damn skippy.

Damn skippy.